Membership application

MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION FOR THE NON CLUB CLUB F.I.O.R.E..

BE SURE YOU READ WHAT THE NON CLUB CLUB F.I.O.R.E. IS ALL ABOUT BEFORE YOU FILL THIS OUT.

PLEASE NOTE : IN ORDER TO JOIN YOU WILL NEED TO BE SPONSORED BY TWO (2) EXISTING PRESIDENTS

OF THIS NON ORGANIZATION ORGANIZATION.

Date:________________

I, ________________________________________, born on ___/___/____,

for some unknown and hard to explain reason,  I find myself willingly wanting to fill out this application and join this thing, whatever this thing is. Oddly enough I am also, glad and willing to divulge and share the following information with these weird people I don’t even know:

Wife’s / Partner’s name: __________________________________

 

Address: _________________________________ Apt: _________

 

City: ________________ State:_____ Zip Code:____________

 

Telephone (home): _________ Work: __________
Cell: ____________

 

Fax:  _____________ Pager: ______________

E-mail: __________________________

 

Occupation: ____________________________

Hobby: _________________________

 

Once accepted into this non club club I may or I may not be willing to help with the following:_______________________________________________________________

I also understand that as soon as I am accepted I automatically become a President of this non club club and have the same rights and privileges of the other Presidents.

Furthermore, I also understand and agree that if my conduct should become bad or unacceptable I may be voted out and barred from this most auspicious …..whatever.

Furthermore, I understand, agree and accept and am willing to pay the exorbitant fees required to be a part of this Heaven knows what non group group, which are:

A One Time Only Initiation fee of… US$ 1.00  (One US dollar. Cash or check)    and 

An Annual fee of: ………………….. US$ 25.00 (Twenty-five US Dollars. Cash or check.


Please notice that if you are 75 years old or older, and are willing to admit it, the above fees are waived and you are admitted for free. Unless you are cranky.

Our luncheons, every 2nd Thursday of every month, costs: $ 20.00 if you eat and US$ 27.99 if you don’t.

I have read and understood all the aforementioned;

Signature: __________________________________

 

President/Sponsor # 1: ________________________
Print name:_________________

 

President/Sponsor # 2: ________________________
Print name: ________________

 

Please return this application with cash or check to:

Non Club Club F.I.O.R.E.

C/O:  Conrad Villella

President/Messenger/Treasurer/Secretary, ETC.

8005 Ryan’s Reef Lane

Las Vegas, NV. 89128

www.conradvillella.com

NonClubClubFiore@aol.com

 

FINAL PS:

PLEASE READ ALL OF THE ABOVE VERY CAREFULLY.

IF YOU FEEL YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH ANY OF IT, THERE IS A VERY STRONG POSSIBILITY THAT, MAYBE, WE WOULD NOT WANT YOU IN OUR MIDST. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.