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THE NON CLUB CLUB F.I.O.R.E

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THE NON CLUB CLUB F.I.O.R.E. IS A NON CLUB CLUB  WHICH HOLDS NON MEETING MEETINGS FOR NON MEMBER MEMBERS FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO GATHER A BUNCH OF FRIENDS FOR A GOOD TIME AND HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT IN A SEMI QUASI DISORGANIZED CHAOTIC ATMOSPHERE WITH NO PRESSURE OF ANY KIND. (OCCASIONALLY WE WILL HAVE A NON EVENT EVENT WHICH WILL ALLOW THE LADIES IN OUR LIVES TO PARTICIPATE….. OCCASIONALLY BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD)

THE WORD FIORE IN ITALIAN MEANS FLOWER…. SO FORGET THAT…. WE USE IT AS AN ACRONYM FOR: (FUN ITALIANS ORGANIZING RIDICULOUS EVENTS)

TO BE A NON MEMBER MEMBER YOU MUST HAVE A GOOD ATTITUDE AND VERY LOW  EXPECTATIONS . 

EVERY NON MEMBER MEMBER BECOMES PRESIDENT THE MOMENT THEY JOIN IN.

WE HAVE NO PURPOSE, NO RULES AND NO REGULATIONS.

WE HAVE NO BOARD OF DIRECTORS.  NO ADVISORS. NO NOTHING.

WE ARE NOT A CHARITY ORGANIZATION.

WE HAVE NO AGENDA OTHER THAN THAT WHICH WE, AS A NON GROUP GROUP, DECIDE UPON.

IT IS A REAL FUN AND TOTALLY IRREVERENT NON CLUB CLUB WHICH CATERS SOLELY AND EXCLUSIVELY TO ITALIANS AND NON ITALIANS.

THIS REQUIREMENT IS STRICTLY ENFORCED. WE ARE ADAMANT AND INTRANSIGENT ABOUT THIS NON RULE RULE.

YOU MUST BE ITALIAN OR NON ITALIAN, PERIOD. AND THAT IS THAT. NO EXCEPTIONS

MORE IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU ARE AN UPTIGHT INDIVIDUAL OR JUST ANAL RETENTIVE, THE NON CLUB CLUB  IS DEFINITELY NOT FOR YOU. THERE IS A LOT OF GOOD SERIOUS CLUBS IN OUR CITY FOR YOU TO JOIN.

TO JOIN THIS HIGHLY EXCLUSIVE AND VERY SELECTIVE NON ORGANIZATION ORGANIZATION THE FEES ARE AS FOLLOWS:  

A ONE TIME FEE OF    $1.00  WHICH AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU A PRESIDENT,

AN  ANNUAL FEE  OF $25.00

THUSLY, YOUR FIRST LUNCHEON WILL COST YOU $46.00 OR THE PRO RATED AMOUNT DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF YOUR JOINING.

ALL SUBSEQUENT LUNCHEONS ONLY $20.00 IF YOU EAT …OR $27.99 IF YOU DON'T.

HOWEVER, IF YOU ARE 75 YEARS OLD OR OLDER THERE WILL BE NO INITIAL FEES OR ANNUAL FEES. YOU ARE EXEMPT FROM ALL DUES UNLESS YOU ARE CRANKY.  YOU JUST PAY FOR YOUR OWN LUNCH.

WE HAVE A 50/50 TICKET DRAWING. JUST BUY AS MANY TICKETS AS YOU WISH, OR NONE IF YOU SO DESIRE. NO PRESSURE HERE, REMEMBER?

OTHER GIFTS WILL BE GIVEN FREE TO LUCKY PRESIDENTS WHOSE NUMBERS ARE DRAWN. SOME GIFTS ARE QUITE NICE, OTHERS ARE AWFUL DUDS. BUT THEY ARE FREE.

AN EXTRA NUMBER WILL BE DRAWN AND THE LUCKY WINNER WILL NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT DAY’S LUNCHEON.

PLEASE NOTE: DUE TO OUR NON CLOSED CLOSED MEMBERSHIP, IT IS NOW REQUIRED THAT ALL NEW APPLICANTS HAVE, AT LEAST, THE SIGNATURES OF 2 SPONSORS WHO ARE ALREADY PRESIDENTS OF THIS NON ORGANIZED ORGANIZATION. CONDITION SI NE QUA NON.

 WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE LET US KNOW YOU ARE COMING TO AN NON SCHEDULED SCHEDULED MEETING SO WE CAN INFORM THE HOTEL/RESTAURANT OF THE NUMBER OF GUESTS THAT WILL BE ATTENDING THE NON LUNCH LUNCH.

PLEASE READ ALL THE ABOVE VERY CAREFULLY.

IF YOU FEEL YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH ANY OF IT, THERE IS A VERY STRONG POSSIBILITY THAT, MAYBE, WE WOULD NOT WANT YOU IN OUR MIDST. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

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